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Having fun? probably not. Because 911. 911 changed everything that happened before 911. For example, 911 changed 1984. It used to be hippy propoganda, now it's a patriots bible. We act the way people do in 1984, and we didn't before 911, so 911 changed 1984.

Before 911 george bush was a fucking moron who's brother helped him get in office. Afterwards, he was a coin worthy president, if not the next quarter, at least the new nickle.

footloose is a movie that would never been made before 911. but before after 911, in 85 in fact, such a movie was made, about the crime of dancing in a pre-post 911 world entirely different than the one we knew before 911.

freddy krueger wouldn't have happened before 911. this prince of the subconcius, this dark overlord of dreamville wouldn't of even thought of setting up shop on elm street before after prior to 911.

World War 2: Thanks 911.

Ever wonder why your cat died?

Want to know how come your girlfriend dumped you?

Qurious why atheists are so convinced theres no god?

Hold these three numbers up to a mirror for your answer: 119

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