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Cooking with Mr. Pig
Hello Jerks/geezers. The first rule of pig cooking precedings is
that they are in fact big cooking
precedings. Pigs live life big 24/7 and it shows, it shines through
in all that we do.
Heres a few tips to get you started on living life big, maybe even
half as big as i, a pig, live mine.
Tip 1: If a no good dog tries to steal your ingredients, slap him with your spatula.
Tip 2: If cooking for a group, don't pay, get more food than you need, and pocket the difference.
Tip 3: If your hungry while cooking, there's but one pig/big solution. Start eating. Just don't burn your tounge.
Tip 4: If you start getting tired while you cook, just take a nap. Naps pan out in a big way because if your tired, you take a nap, and you wake up, and then your not tired. Yeah.
Tip 5: (last one, don't get greedy.) Butter, butter, butter.
Here's a recipe. Donut sandwiches with gummy-lovin'
- Four pounds of butter.
- Two dozen donuts.
- Any jerk who doesn't cheese it when i try to get some yawn yawns.
- Four cups of cream.
- An ice cream cone.
- Twelve Onions.
- A blueberry.
- Two carrots.
- Some bread.
- Any amount of gummyworms.
Once it's hot enough for ya you pile it on some toasted bread add some donuts on top and stinken enjoy. Your freaken welcome.
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